And the winner of diet contest is 

Although it is amusing to picture Eric Bahrt or Alf Haupt in the semi-nude, that is probably true of all keyboard warriors. I have just looked in the mirror.
But whereas Eric is open and candid – sometimes over the top in his haste to answer critics – his muscle-bound opponent hides his absurd rants behind a cartoon-image pseudonym.
In any body-building contest, which guy would be wearing an oversized codpiece, a chest hair mat and a blond wig? Answers on a postcard please.
Barry Kenyon
Pattaya