
Rahu, the Lord of Darkness, wishes to communicate his extreme displeasure at the brayings of social-media scum mocking Thai attempts to influence the holy divinities. “Nonsense”, “superstitious nonsense”, “circus” and “bureaucratic” are only a few of the insults tossed our way.
There are also sneering references to “celestial red tape”, filing “the appropriate vows … in triplicate”, “the golden envelope option”, “defcon 2 territory” and the final putdown, “It’s pretty easy being a shrine.”
Be careful, humes! We shall not always be so tolerant of your blasphemies.
Showing a little respect might help to redeem your pathetic species’ rock-bottom reputation in the celestial realms.
It might also mitigate to some degree the wrath that is sure to come if you continue on your reckless course.
Rahu
Lord of Darkness